From bachelorette bashes to birthday surprises, our custom erotic cakes turn every celebration into a cheeky delight. Whether you’re in DC, Maryland, or nearby areas, we handcraft unforgettable adult cakes and deliver them discreetly and on time.
At Custom Erotic Bakery Cakes, we blend bold creativity with sweet indulgence—serving up unforgettable cake experiences across Washington DC and Maryland. Whether you’re celebrating a spicy birthday, a wild bachelorette party, or simply want to surprise your partner with a cheeky treat, we’re here to make every moment deliciously unforgettable.
We specialize in hand-crafted adult-themed cakes that are not only playful and sexy, but also incredibly moist, flavorful, and fresh. Our talented cake artists turn your most daring ideas into jaw-dropping edible art—from anatomically correct novelties to classy erotic centerpieces. If you can dream it, we can bake it.
From the heart of Washington DC to the neighborhoods and cities of Maryland, our bakery team works passionately to serve our customers with creativity, discretion, and on-time delivery. Each cake is custom-made, using premium ingredients, and designed with the kind of detail and fun that keeps our customers coming back for every naughty occasion.
We’re not just a bakery—we’re an experience.
🔥 Over 2,000 satisfied orders in DC & MD
🧁 Every cake is made-to-order and handcrafted with care
🚚 Fast, discreet delivery throughout Washington DC & Maryland
💡 Expert bakers who specialize in custom erotic designs
📞 Easy phone ordering and flexible customization
Creative freedom: We turn your wildest cake ideas into reality.
Discreet service: Your cake arrives in elegant packaging—what’s inside stays between us.
Delicious artistry: Our cakes taste as good as they look.
Craving something cheeky, custom, and unforgettable? Erotic Bakery Washington DC proudly delivers our handcrafted adult-themed cakes throughout Washington DC and across Maryland, including popular areas like Bethesda, Silver Spring, College Park, Rockville, and more. Whether you’re planning a bachelorette bash in the heart of the city or a naughty birthday surprise in the suburbs, we’ve got you covered.
Our delivery is fast, discreet, and always on time — because we know timing is everything when it comes to celebrations. Each cake is carefully boxed, protected, and presented just the way you ordered it — with maximum flavor and full shock value.
💋 Delivery available 7 days a week
💋 We serve all DMV party spots, hotels, homes & venues
💋 Same-day delivery options available on select cakes
Looking to spice up your event with an unforgettable dessert?
📞 Call us now or browse the menu to schedule your delivery across the DMV!
With our growing presence across the DMV area, Erotic Bakery Washington DC makes it easy to find a seductive, delicious cake no matter where you are. Whether you’re in the heart of Washington DC, the surrounding Maryland suburbs, or parts of Northern Virginia, we’ve set up locations to make ordering your favorite erotic cakes fast, convenient, and local.
We proudly serve clients from Annapolis to Alexandria, Bethesda to Baltimore, and every town in between — delivering cheeky custom cakes with exceptional taste and unforgettable design.
Maryland Cities:
Annapolis, Baltimore, Bladensburg, Bethesda, Bel Air, Cambridge, California, Centreville, Chesapeake City, Dundalk, Ellicott City, Frederick, Hyattsville, Havre De Grace, Laurel, Greenbelt, Prince Frederick, Severna Park, Queenstown, Randallstown, Silver Spring, Stevensville.
Washington DC:
All neighborhoods and wards within the District — we offer full coverage across the nation’s capital for events, hotel parties, bachelorette weekends, and private celebrations.
Virginia & Surrounding DMV:
Raleigh, Rolling Tin, Springfield, Vienna (and more by special order or delivery route).
Whether you’re near a college town, in a city center, or relaxing in the suburbs — there’s always an Erotic Bakery nearby or en route to your celebration.
We offer pickup, walk-in consultations, and full delivery service from our nearby storefronts.
EXCELLENT Based on 107 reviews Posted on Meredith WeiselTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Ordered a fun cake last minute for a friend recovering from breast cancer. This made her day and the laugh she needed! Thank you!Posted on Nate JamesTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. The cake was wonderful. I was stoked I was able to get a cake on such short notice. A one day turn around for a custom cake was something no one else in the dc area was able to offer thanks again for saving the day and the great customer service.Posted on Nafisah BrawnerTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. I cannot comment on the atmosphere because I ordered over the phone. However James was absolutely fabulous, great customer service!!! The cake was amazing and so moist and delicious. I will definitely be ordering again soon!! I ordered for my daughter's birthday and she loved it, exactly what she asked for!!! So happy I found this bakery.Posted on Victor GrossTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. I took a chance with this vendor and I was wonderfully surprised. James is a great person and a total professional. The item I ordered was perfect and just as I requested. I highly recommend this vendor for the perfect cake.Posted on Sanjeev NaiduTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Amazing cakes! Ordered before and will definitely order again. The quality, taste, and design were all perfect. Highly recommend for anyone looking for something fun and delicious!Posted on Laurie FreebornTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Amazing service! My original cake person cancelled with a 24 hour notice for my girlfriend’s 30th birthday party leaving me in a PANIC to get the cake of her dreams asap. My cake order was a heart shaped cake with “A Tini Bit Older” written on it in gold, decorated with a “French martini” look (purple, pink, yellow ruffles and extravagant icing decoration). I was in fear that I wouldn’t be able to get something so extravagant done in time, however I was wrong!! This cake company is INCREDIBLE and worked with me to do something outside their ordinary , creating and delivering a masterpiece to my hotel room in DC in under 24 hours! It was delicious and perfect! They even added little bows for me. The cake decorator and coordinator - James - is extremely communicative and detailed, and made sure to get all the details correct. He was polite and had great banter as well! The delivery guy was also extremely communicative and let me know when he was leaving, ETA, and when he dropped the cake off to the hotel. It was about $100 more than I was originally going to pay, bringing the cake price to about $300, however that is extremely understandable given the time constraint and intricacy of the cake. 10/10!!Posted on Tanika WilsonTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. I literally googled & found Mr. James on 3/1/25 @630a for my neices 5th bday that giant last min 📸machine broke😩😩 I made contact with Mr. James bout 7ish, price matched and confirmed order by like 9ish am. The way Mr. James communicated throughout process to virtual assistance he gave & taught me a new trick, I was amazed! When I arrived at party location, so did Mr. James delivery driver. Family was impressed but my neice ♥️ her cake, she tried to cut herself. I will say it was a bit pricey for a last min 5yr old birthday 🎂 but WAS WORTH EVERY $$$$, THANKS AGAIN, WE'LL BE BACK🎯💪🏾💯Posted on Terrence JordanTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. The cake I ordered for my wife's birthday as exquisitely prepared, timely delivered, and and reasonably priced! That was my first experience with this business. It will, I hope be the first of many!Posted on BrittanyTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. James is wonderful! Fast service, perfect AND delicious cake! He was able to squeeze me in and totally captured what I wanted! Highly, highly recommend!Verified by TrustindexTrustindex verified badge is the Universal Symbol of Trust. Only the greatest companies can get the verified badge who has a review score above 4.5, based on customer reviews over the past 12 months. Read more
Whether you’re planning a wild bachelorette party in DC, a cheeky birthday bash in Baltimore, or a naughty night in Northern Virginia — we’ve got the custom erotic cakes that’ll steal the show! Explore our bakery locations, place your custom order, and get ready to wow your guests.
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